You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and Chelsea Lately writer Heather McDonaldâ€™s hilarious true story of finding herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin at the age of twenty-seven.

Canâ€™t a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn star and still be a nineteen-year-old virgin?

Youâ€™ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do â€œitâ€ until well after her friends had been deflowered.

As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, â€œThank God Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldnâ€™t have any material for this book.â€ Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike â€œputting out,â€ blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true loveâ€”and, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.
Country USA
Brand Atria Books
Manufacturer Atria
Binding Paperback
ReleaseDate 2010-06-08
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781439176283

Country	USA
Brand	Atria Books
Manufacturer	Atria
Binding	Paperback
ReleaseDate	2010-06-08
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781439176283

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

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