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The Elf off the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad

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The Elf off the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad

I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years,' they told me. I was sold.

And off I went. As a member of Santa's spy squad, I headed down south for the holidays to help the big guy decide who's naughty and who's nice. It was going to be a wonderful change of pace from the screwing, hammering, sanding, painting, and wrapping happening in Ol' St. Nick's workshop.

Or so I thought . . . ~Horace the Elf

In this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf, readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL from his Christmas duties. This photo-story set to verse is the unauthorized (and hilarious) tale of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief.
Country USA
Brand Adams Media
Manufacturer Adams Media
Binding Hardcover
IsAdultProduct 1
ReleaseDate 2011-10-18
UnitCount 1
UPCs 045079527911
EANs 9781440527913

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