Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane and Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas

Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool

We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle

Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

Suck Your Stomach in and Put Some Color On!: What Southern Mamas Tell Their Daughters that the Rest of Y'all Should Know Too

When Did White Trash Become the New Normal?: A Southern Lady Asks the Impertinent Question

Sue Ellen's Girl Ain't Fat, She Just Weighs Heavy: The Belle of All Things Southern Dishes on Men, Money, and Not Losing Your Midli fe Mind

Housebroken: Admissions of an Untidy Life