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Fashion First Aid Women's Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee Natural Pink

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Fashion First Aid Women's Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee Natural Pink
- Cover up botched Brazilians, misbehaved shaves, and unveiled vajayjays
- Choose from 3 fun colors - blonde, pink or black
- Customizable shape and size
- ReUSAble with FDA approved USA-made adhesive strips
- Perfect for joke gifts, white elephant or bachelorette parties
For the prodigal hippie, the French-web-footed-prostitute-in-another-life, and the woman who wants to bring some spice into the bedroom, the wait is over. Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin. Now you can buy a rug for Mrs. Downstairs in the color you want, cut it to the shape you need, and experience life to the fullest. Each Kitty Carpet measures 3.5 inch wide on top and is 4.5 inch long. Infinitely reUSAble, it comes with one sheet of Quick Fix Sticks (medical grade double-sided tape) with 24 pieces of tape to start you out. And don't fret, no actual kitties were harmed in making this product, as Kitty Carpet is 100 percent polyester faux fur. Kitty Carpet is perfect for bachelorette parties, moustache-loving hipsters, and white elephant gifts, too. Contains - 1 carpet and 24 pieces of tape Color - Michael Jackson's Hair (Black). Measures - 4 1/2 inch x 3 1/2 inch x 1/5 inch (11.5 x 9 x 0.5 cm)

Country	USA
Binding	Apparel
Brand	Fashion First Aid
Department	womens
Label	Fashion First Aid Accessories
Manufacturer	Fashion First Aid Accessories
Publisher	Fashion First Aid Accessories
Studio	Fashion First Aid Accessories
ReleaseDate	0000-00-00

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