Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome

Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling â‚¬Å“Barney Stinsonâ‚¬Â canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So youâ‚¬re going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? â‚¬ Will I be able to afford this? â‚¬ Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesnâ‚¬t mean your kid has to be as lame as youâ‚¬re about to become. Thatâ‚¬s why Iâ‚¬ve written this bookâ‚¬"to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that wonâ‚¬t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker â‚¬

Interview and hire a smokinâ‚¬ hot nanny â‚¬ Teach your child instant classics like â‚¬Å“The Boobs on the Busâ‚¬Â and â‚¬Å“Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boatâ‚¬Â

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools youâ‚¬ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.
Country USA
Brand Simon & Schuster
Manufacturer Atria Books
Binding Paperback
ItemPartNumber 18700519
ReleaseDate 2012-10-02
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781451690583

Country	USA
Brand	Simon & Schuster
Manufacturer	Atria Books
Binding	Paperback
ItemPartNumber	18700519
ReleaseDate	2012-10-02
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781451690583

Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome

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