Bloozie Doozie Blueberry Wheat Ale, Beer Making Extract Kit

Before we talk taste, let's review the serving instructions for this exemplary homebrew.  First, center your pint on the bar top and grasp that bottle firmly.  Now, steady yourself and begin the pour.  But what is happening?  As you watch this luscious, reddish-amber elixir bubble up your pint, you can feel the perspiration beading on your forehead as your psyche is becoming unglued.  Forget about that trembling in your hand as you raise that pint to your nose-your very consciousness hinges upon that rocky head and the provocative lure of fresh fruits that annihilate all restraint as you pour that pint upon your palate and flood your senses with creamy wheat goodness and sweet baked caramel all wrapped up in blueberry muffins!  And by now if you haven't already collapsed in joy upon the floor, then you'll realize that it's gonna be one doozy of an affair with this perfect pint!