The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

If youâ€™ve ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of accountant jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of accountant jokes is so unoriginal, itâ€™s original. And, if you donâ€™t burst out laughing from at least one accountant joke in this book, thereâ€™s something wrong with you. This book has so many accountant jokes, you wonâ€™t know where to start. For example: Why do accountants wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An accountant and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The accountant turned to his wife and said: â€œWhen I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.â€ â€œWhy would you want me to do that?,â€ asked his wife. â€œI figure that youâ€™ll eventually remarry, and I donâ€™t want some asshole using my stuff,â€ replied the accountant. The accountantâ€™s spouse said: â€œWhat makes you think Iâ€™d marry another asshole?â€ *** Did you hear about the accountant who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: â€œPut on two coats.â€ *** Why do accountants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Country USA
Brand CREATESPACE
Manufacturer CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Binding Paperback
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781466378438
ReleaseDate 0000-00-00

Country	USA
Brand	CREATESPACE
Manufacturer	CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Binding	Paperback
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781466378438
ReleaseDate	0000-00-00

The Best Ever Book of Accountant Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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